Andy Cawley
Managing Director
Andrew Cawley is 46 years old. He is a kind, caring, sensitive, slightly over weight and rapidly ageing family man. He also suffers from a rare and very serious condition.
Struggling to cope with a narcissistic personality disorder, his self-perceived fantastic grandiosity is coupled with hypomanic mood swings that leave him excessively preoccupied with issues of personal adequacy, power, prestige and vanity.
For the last 10 years he has spent much of his time in therapy with us at the Bluestorm Trust. Here, he refers to himself as ‘the director’, issues often incomprehensible ‘instructions’ and endlessly talks and sings about himself.
The songs, which typically include: ‘I love me because I understand me’ and ‘There’s no business like Andy’s business’, provide the self affirmation he craves, whilst the inevitable and almost incessant teasing, mocking and humiliation that he endures as a consequence is passed off as ‘banter’ or ‘humour’.
We have tried everything to help him deal with this unique condition but, as yet, all our efforts have failed.
The only thing that will make any difference to Andrew and his family is YOUR money. It costs us a lot to provide Andrew with the care and support he needs on a regular basis. Now, for just a few pounds per hour ‘Adopt an Andrew’ enables you contribute to his upkeep. We’ll even throw in a special ‘Creepy Cawley’ cuddly toy, a personal adoption certificate and the chance to pop in and take a look at ‘Andy’ for yourself.
He doesn’t bite, but may pull your hair, wear a mail bag on his head or shout ‘pigs and beans’. Please help… Seriously, HELP!!
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