Christine Jarvis
PR Consultant
Oooh, she absolutely hates sarcasm, Christine, doesn’t she? That, to anyone who doesn’t understand the basic principles of sarcasm, means that she is in fact very sarcastic.
In fact, she is so sarcastically advanced that she can somehow simultaneously mock her own jokes in the telling as if to illustrate that even “humour” is somehow beneath her.
Word is that we will soon be hearing the pitter patter of little feet as Barnes is allowed to play on Christine’s desk whilst she is on maternity leave.
Prized possessions are a tiger dress from her karaoke days in The Lair and a cat that’s sat on a mat. Fancy that?
She also has a luminous head that automatically switches itself on after 4pm in winter and 8pm in the summer.
In a nutshell
An excellent writer and editor with the ability to complete projects at superhuman speed, leaving plenty of time to share her well honed news judgement with the rest of the team.
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